After School

Camwhored after class (｡￫‿￩｡)

I need a haircut before CNY!


Meow~ You called?

Love me for who I am now what I am♥

Fortune kitty


Unleash the inner wild cat

You're the culprit! (too much Conan perhaps)


I'm no longer a kid, I'm 20! =.=


Addicted to your addiction

Don't test one's patient. Humans have limited patience.

Preparing for school


Waiting for the bus

Oops... Caught playing Sudoku! xD

This is what I do in class last semester. :p

They use softball to describe the process in love.

1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, 4th base. @.@

Reach home


Waiting for the bus

Music class

My facial muscle always hurt by the end of class.
Smile / laugh too much.

Maybe I should start to frown more XDDD

xoxo
-Amber

Happy Birthday MuMMy♡

listening to: Time
artiste: Yamapi

Happ birthday mummy~♥♥♥♥♥

I cannot send normal sms during big days. This was what I sent to my mum.

Happy bday to my beloved mum~~~ *kiss* May y stay HAPPY, H3ALTHY n B3AUTIFUL owiz~ (Then I won't nid to worry about looking old in my future. Good gene runs in d blood. Wakakakakaka~)



Then I searched the net for this Kiss, took a photo of it and rushed off for college. Type out 10 of them and end my sms with "So wat r u waiting for? 5d5d (fai dit.. Cantonese) take action, make ur wifey young! Wahahahaha~ :p" to my dad.


Dad: Yan Sai Kui Tai (人小鬼大), naughty u



Wakakaka~ Just making an opportunity for u and create some romance for mum. :p My mum still look young and beautiful although she's 4x this year. Hehe




Mummy, sorry for always giving u a headache, sorry for the mistakes I've done, and most of all, I love u even though we do have fights. :)


xoxo
-Amber

You should ask "Does he have a SON?"

listening to: Two Is Better Than One
artiste: Boys Like Girls ft. Taylor Swift

Went back to college for AA meeting. I won a non-profitable bet, babi yeye didn't attend! v(^ω^)v Was really touched when sir asked about my health. It haven't come across my mind since my health's going from yellow light to green for the past month. :) Thank u for ur concern sir.

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Went to dad's condominium. Forgot how to pronounce 'Verve Suite' and mum teased "duno how to pronounce still dare say it's yours ah". :p

dad: So, mei, do u wanna stay here?
me: Of course! Get me internet and I'll move in straight away~
dad: No internet cannot ah?
me: If that's the case, I'll have to be a thief. *shrugs*
dad: Why?
me: Cuz I have to steal someone's line.

me: Which floor liao wa?
mum: Yet u say ur living here.
me: I forgot ma...
dad: U guess lo.
me: 15?
mum: Duno~
dad: U press 15 lo.
me: Since u said it that way, means I got it right~

mum: Here, take the key. You are given the honour to open the door.
me: Pigu la! You just wanna see me getting lost finding my way!
mum: Hahahaha... How'd u know? Smart girl.
me: I'm not dumb ok. (OS: Just not good with directions)
me: Never mind, my instincts will lead me. Just like how my tummy leads me to Zanmai at 1U.

Dad put an act on to fool me. He turned left as if that's the right direction. He even chat to make things look natural. I had doubts seeing him turn left, so I stopped and thought for a moment. I chose to trust my instincts.

me: Dad? Why r u turning left? Shouldn't it be the other way?
dad: *shrugs* Up to u, u lead the way.
me: For the 2nd time, I'm not dumb. Follow me~
mum: Tsk tsk... Let's see where will she lead us to.

I stood in front of a door and announced "This must be it".
mum: Are u sure?
dad: If u think it is, then it is~
me: Very sure. I'm not stupid la!

Woot~ Someone without sense of direction can actually lead the right way. Wakakaka~ Those two kept giggling behind me while I open the door. Walao... You both think you're watching a monkey playing tricks ka?!?!?! ヾ(｡｀Д´｡)ﾉ

My god... This condo... Really for rich people man. The toilet on 35th floor... Small but completed with all kinds of rich aunty's dream facilities... Jacuzzi and sauna! Wow... orz Felt like jumping into the jacuzzi. v(≧∀≦)v

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I took a short nap on the long big couches while my parents were chatting at the other side of the room. Mum whispered into my ears "Mei, there's a professor. Come say hi.", I opened my eyes and we said in unision "Kai ye (god-father)~♥". lol

Said hi to dad's new friends and then we left. While we were in the lift, mum told dad what happened.
mum: Your daughter is very naughty.
me: What la! Why me! *pout*
dad: What did she do? *smirking already*
mum: I told her there's a professor and she said "kai ye".
dad: Haha... No, mei, you should ask "Does he have a son?"
me: Hahaha... Worse! Want to marry me off to some rich man's son a!? Kai ye better.

Tsk tsk... Like parents like daughter. XD

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Mum gave me a mission. *plays mission impossible theme song*

mum: Wake your uncle up. What time is it already! 5pm still sleeping. Wake him up!
me: I am sooo honoured~♥ (｡￫‿￩｡)ｷｬﾊ♥

I miss waking him up so much. This is the bestest opportunity cuz I got the authority. Wish granted not?

*opens the door smiling happily*
me: Kekeke... U heard her hor? My mum ask me to wake u up♥
DFT: *smile and continues to sleep*
me: Wake up~ *starts poking his face with the bolster*
DFT: Enen
me: U dun enen only. Wake up wake up. *from poke to hit*
DFT: *snatches the bolster and hugs it instead*
me: ...... Wake up lo~ What time already? *picks a pillow up*
me: 5pm liao leh... *puts pillow on his face*
me: Don't wanna let u breathe♥ *suffocate him with the pillow*
DFT: *muffly voice from under the pillow* Very fun hor?
me: Yeap~♪ Very very fun indeed~♪
DFT: *grabs my wrist*
me: *slaps his hand off and punch the pillow*
DFT: *tries to grab again*
me: *avoid*
DFT: *failed to grab*
me: Wake up~ Wake up~ *continue suffocating him*
DFT: My god... Look at u! *grabs* Use more strength sure patah I tell u.
me: Talk so much, patah u die! *gives the pillow one last mighty press and leave the room happily*

Yeap, my main motive/goal isn't waking him up but to have fun waking him up. Whether he wakes or not, as long as I had fun. ゜ヽ(*´∀’)ノ゜.+゜ Damn fun I tell u! *giggle*

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This is a result of the shoutout I post yesterday. My friend actually asked me privately "Hey... Is it true? Your uncle's gay?!". I cannot stop laughing when she asked that. LMAO!!! No, he's not gay. Though I enjoy calling him and HW the intimate gay couple. Kevin's my couin brother btw. :p

I really had fun~ Buahahaha~ p(≥w≤)q

xoxo
-Amber